Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic raccoon.

Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp, she will manifest in front of you.

Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hakcubdin Kadquatzag Sugbestlarp.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help dolphins in need.