Budsadyak is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, deceitful sheep.

Budsadyak created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budsadyak, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Budsadyak, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Budsadyak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Budsadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Budsadyak.

2. You must love Budsadyak.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.