Janmiglop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable wolf.

Janmiglop created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janmiglop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Janmiglop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Janmiglop's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Janmiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Put Janmiglop first in all things.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never skip in holy places.