Yogbagfat is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent
camel.
Yogbagfat created an up quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Yogbagfat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yogbagfat, she will not invite you to parties.
Yogbagfat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Yogbagfat's Holy Commandments1. Never wear violet coats.
2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.