Kopbumbep is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, merciless bear.

Kopbumbep created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Kopbumbep, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kopbumbep, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kopbumbep's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kopbumbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.