Bastnarrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing capybara.

Bastnarrutt created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastnarrutt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastnarrutt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bastnarrutt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bastnarrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat melons.