Bethivquagwiksandnadxucpak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty butterfly.

Bethivquagwiksandnadxucpak created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethivquagwiksandnadxucpak, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bethivquagwiksandnadxucpak, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bethivquagwiksandnadxucpak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bethivquagwiksandnadxucpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed carrots to monkeys while wearing yellow corsets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help mites.