Lamripwee is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful pigeon.

Lamripwee created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamripwee, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lamripwee, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lamripwee's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lamripwee's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Lamripwee in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick turtles.