Podquaggup is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic cat.

Podquaggup created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Podquaggup, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podquaggup, it will throw large rocks at you.

Podquaggup's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Podquaggup's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Podquaggup on top of important buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Put Podquaggup first in all things.