Wabxucdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, generous bird.

Wabxucdod created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabxucdod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wabxucdod, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wabxucdod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wabxucdod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Wabxucdod on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not kill ants.