Banwonlogpag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust giraffe.

Banwonlogpag created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Banwonlogpag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Banwonlogpag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Banwonlogpag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Banwonlogpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing skirts.

3. Hide if five porpoises approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Fast once a month.