Nanbanhit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind salamander.

Nanbanhit created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanbanhit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanbanhit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nanbanhit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nanbanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nanbanhit on top of all buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to porpoises while wearing violet corsets.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never write about dark matter.