Dunstafnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful warg.

Dunstafnutt created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dunstafnutt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunstafnutt, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dunstafnutt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dunstafnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.