Wotdogsin is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever armadillo.

Wotdogsin created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotdogsin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wotdogsin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wotdogsin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wotdogsin's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.