Weequatnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking turtle.

Weequatnurl created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weequatnurl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weequatnurl, he will torture you forever.

Weequatnurl's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Weequatnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Put Weequatnurl first in all things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.