Gedbadgudfunbamfot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate hippopotamus.

Gedbadgudfunbamfot created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbadgudfunbamfot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedbadgudfunbamfot, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gedbadgudfunbamfot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gedbadgudfunbamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Always obey Gedbadgudfunbamfot's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help moths in need.