Fagbadjig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, able dove.

Fagbadjig created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagbadjig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fagbadjig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fagbadjig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fagbadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Fagbadjig.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fagbadjig on top of all buildings.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fagbadjig in the centre of the settlement.