Rullkapwat Hogsisteen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective troll.

Rullkapwat Hogsisteen created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullkapwat Hogsisteen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullkapwat Hogsisteen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rullkapwat Hogsisteen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rullkapwat Hogsisteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never sit near squirrels.

5. Never wear red skirts.