Jentarpnart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud rhinoceros.

Jentarpnart created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentarpnart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jentarpnart, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jentarpnart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jentarpnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near tapirs.

2. Jentarpnart loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Learn three new languages a year.