Homquimgumripdapyimladlen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able yak.

Homquimgumripdapyimladlen created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homquimgumripdapyimladlen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Homquimgumripdapyimladlen, she will send you a sign.

Homquimgumripdapyimladlen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Homquimgumripdapyimladlen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Homquimgumripdapyimladlen on top of important buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Homquimgumripdapyimladlen.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Homquimgumripdapyimladlen on top of all buildings.