Mintuncum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced wasp.

Mintuncum created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mintuncum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mintuncum, it will turn you into a rock.

Mintuncum's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mintuncum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if nine shrews approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.