Gepxucyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid porpoise.

Gepxucyog created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepxucyog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepxucyog, it will not care.

Gepxucyog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gepxucyog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight doves approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing pink ear rings.

4. You must pray to Gepxucyog nine times a day.

5. Do not stand on grass.