Fetbonkomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate squirrel.

Fetbonkomt created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetbonkomt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fetbonkomt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fetbonkomt's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fetbonkomt's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing mauve shoes and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not kill sharks.