Sugcebspag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional goat.

Sugcebspag created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcebspag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugcebspag, it will cry a lot.

Sugcebspag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sugcebspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing white stockings and balancing three silver spheres on your back.