Mongepgom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome dragonfly.

Mongepgom created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongepgom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mongepgom, it will turn you into a rat.

Mongepgom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mongepgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Put Mongepgom first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.