Ganfumabfid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing gorilla.

Ganfumabfid created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganfumabfid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ganfumabfid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ganfumabfid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ganfumabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Put Ganfumabfid first in all things.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Ganfumabfid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.