Habyarlsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, merciless squid.

Habyarlsaw created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Habyarlsaw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Habyarlsaw, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Habyarlsaw's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Habyarlsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never bounce in the presence of great tits.