Hentettidad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic mole.

Hentettidad created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Hentettidad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hentettidad, he will turn you into a dog.

Hentettidad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hentettidad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hentettidad must be the most important thing in your life.