Bellshavdun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless raven.

Bellshavdun created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Bellshavdun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bellshavdun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bellshavdun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bellshavdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bellshavdun on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.