Nuttjarnnat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind faun.

Nuttjarnnat created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjarnnat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttjarnnat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nuttjarnnat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nuttjarnnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nuttjarnnat's priests.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.