Flabligdid is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, sage
bear.
Flabligdid created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flabligdid, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Flabligdid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Flabligdid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Flabligdid's Holy Commandments1. Never think about eukaryotes.
2. Feed all hungry hamsters.
3. Never write about bacteria.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never write about galaxies.