Flabligdid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage bear.

Flabligdid created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabligdid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flabligdid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flabligdid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flabligdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never write about galaxies.