Dabpasnur is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, kind
raven.
Dabpasnur created tapeworms four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dabpasnur, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dabpasnur, it will make you grow a tail.
Dabpasnur's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Dabpasnur's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Dabpasnur in the centre of the settlement.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.