Dabpasnur is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind raven.

Dabpasnur created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabpasnur, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabpasnur, it will make you grow a tail.

Dabpasnur's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dabpasnur's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Dabpasnur in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.