Zigsterloop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring walrus.

Zigsterloop created light two years ago.

If you believe in Zigsterloop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zigsterloop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zigsterloop's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Zigsterloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.