Stigcedfom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable parrot.

Stigcedfom created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcedfom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigcedfom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stigcedfom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Stigcedfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple otters for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never laugh near ducks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about comets.