Lighinmig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm dingo.

Lighinmig created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lighinmig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lighinmig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lighinmig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Lighinmig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never feed limes to moths while wearing violet rings.