Satcingof is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking
fish.
Satcingof created a quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Satcingof, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Satcingof, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Satcingof's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Satcingof's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not covet oxen.