Kindissdud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid cat.

Kindissdud created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kindissdud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kindissdud, she will laugh at you.

Kindissdud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kindissdud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Kindissdud on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.