Gubzod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody swallow.

Gubzod created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Gubzod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gubzod, he will not care at all.

Gubzod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gubzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Always wear fawn.