Miltigdodguttailgan is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical
narwhal.
Miltigdodguttailgan created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Miltigdodguttailgan, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Miltigdodguttailgan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Miltigdodguttailgan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Miltigdodguttailgan's Holy Commandments1. Miltigdodguttailgan loves geese, so they must be respected.
2. Always help sick turtles.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not take Miltigdodguttailgan's name in vain.
5. Never talk about nebulae.