Yamsakcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, confident tortoise.

Yamsakcep created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamsakcep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamsakcep, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yamsakcep's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yamsakcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Yamsakcep in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.