Sidrawgep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful zebra.

Sidrawgep created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrawgep, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sidrawgep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Sidrawgep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sidrawgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about special relativity near bats while wearing purple tights and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sidrawgep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about spacetime.