Dutflaghab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless human.

Dutflaghab created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutflaghab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dutflaghab, it will destroy your home planet.

Dutflaghab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dutflaghab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutflaghab.