Bosstetti is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain
rhinoceros.
Bosstetti created Africa eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bosstetti, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Bosstetti, he will turn you into a worm.
Bosstetti's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Bosstetti's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bosstetti.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not kill whales.
5. Do not wear magenta clothing.