Bosstetti is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain rhinoceros.

Bosstetti created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstetti, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bosstetti, he will turn you into a worm.

Bosstetti's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bosstetti's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bosstetti.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.