Satlogpig Buscitvin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, contented camel.

Satlogpig Buscitvin created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satlogpig Buscitvin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Satlogpig Buscitvin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Satlogpig Buscitvin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Satlogpig Buscitvin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Satlogpig Buscitvin first in all things.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.