Pangkiplikflow is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, charitable salamander.

Pangkiplikflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangkiplikflow, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangkiplikflow, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pangkiplikflow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Pangkiplikflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Put Pangkiplikflow first in all things.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.

5. Always help swans in need.