Pangkiplikflow is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, charitable
salamander.
Pangkiplikflow created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pangkiplikflow, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pangkiplikflow, she will turn you into a sheep.
Pangkiplikflow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Pangkiplikflow's Holy Commandments1. Never go into gray rooms.
2. Put Pangkiplikflow first in all things.
3. Do not hurt horses.
4. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.
5. Always help swans in need.