Dungutwanvadrullnegyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous dragon.

Dungutwanvadrullnegyarp created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dungutwanvadrullnegyarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dungutwanvadrullnegyarp, he will turn you into a goat.

Dungutwanvadrullnegyarp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dungutwanvadrullnegyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight rats approach from the west.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing mauve corsets and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Learn five new languages a year.