Ligyok is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, grumpy
squirrel.
Ligyok created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ligyok, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ligyok, he will destroy your favourite star.
Ligyok's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Ligyok's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ligyok.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Hide if three great tits approach from the east.
4. Never write about quantum gravity.
5. Do not take Ligyok's name in vain.