Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, strong penguin.

Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Gedlagbugpagminrutthog Madbassvil.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.