Fobwatweelat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable lion.

Fobwatweelat created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobwatweelat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobwatweelat, it will strike you with lightening.

Fobwatweelat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fobwatweelat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobwatweelat.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.