Kenflapbif is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, sage
fish.
Kenflapbif created the world eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kenflapbif, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kenflapbif, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Kenflapbif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Kenflapbif's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat limes.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
5. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.