Kenflapbif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage fish.

Kenflapbif created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenflapbif, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kenflapbif, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Kenflapbif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kenflapbif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not keep seven bats in a large pit.